- Middle Earth
- More Middle Earth
- Hey, guys, look, it's Middle Earth!
- LEE PACE!
- Richard Armitage, did anyone really forget about Richard Armitage?
- The barrel scene, everyone.
- Like, a really intense barrel scene
- This is not the barrel scene from your childhood
- Oh yeah, and by the way LEGOLAS
- Bet you didn't see that coming
- AND not only is Legolas in this movie but he also has an ELF GIRLFRIEND
- WHO IS ALSO KATE FROM LOST
- *who was not in the book*
- An elf girlfriend who can fight.... really good.... hmmmm, where did I see that before?
- Sauron is totally not the Necromancer, nope, not even a little bit
- Gandalf with a sword
- LEE PACE'S EYEBROWS!!!!!1!
- Freaky close-up of Lee Pace's elaborate and grey-tinged eyebrows
- *sweeping dramatic eyebrow shot*'
- Did we mention Lee Pace was in this movie and he has eyebrows?
- That pale orc you either didn't care about or hated because he wasn't in the book
- Giant spiders
- Aramis from Three Musketeers is Bard for anyone who actually watched Three Musketeers (or remembers Bard in the first place)
- Wizard fighting
- Legolas shooting things at really, really close range
- Fighting in the barrels during the barrel scene. Bet you don't remember that part! *Fanboys shriek and scream and dissolve in incoherent puddles of rage*
- And let's not forget about the amazing, spectacular, stunning CGI dragon....
- PSYCH! It's actually just Benedict Cumberbatch wearing heavy makeup
- COMING DECEMBER 13
- IN 3D
- Also 2D for the peasants
- BUT MOSTLY 3D!!!!
"Hey, wasn't, like, that Bilbo guy supposed to be the star of this movie or something?"